Duolingo in the Burger King

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Lyrics: I walked in Burger King, just wanted a Whopper, Then that green-eyed bastard came out of a chopper. Duolingo's standing on top of the counter, Screaming "DO YOUR LESSONS!" like a fucking debt collector. I said, "Fuck off, bird, I'm trying to eat!" He stole my damn fries and jumped on my seat. "YOU MISSED YOUR SPANISH, YOU LAZY LITTLE SHIT!" I'm trying to order, not learn how to conjugate shit! El pan, el pollo, what the hell's going on? I've been trapped in this restaurant for far too long! The chef's gone missing, the manager's pissed, AND THAT GREEN LITTLE OWL'S GOT ME ON HIS LIST! DUOLINGO IN THE BURGER KING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FEATHERED THING?! FLAME-GRILLED BURGERS, SPANISH LESSONS, THIS GREEN BASTARD'S ASKING ME QUESTIONS! BURGER KING, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE? THERE'S AN OWL IN THE KITCHEN AND HE'S HAVING TOO MUCH FUN! I JUST WANT CHIPS, YOU FEATHERED PRICK! STOP MAKING ME TRANSLATE MY FUCKING DIP! The manager came out, said "WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE?" Duo said, "YOUR STAFF DON'T KNOW THEIR VERBS, BOYS!" He pointed at the chef: "TRANSLATE THIS SHIT!" Chef said, "I'M ON MINIMUM WAGE, YOU GREEN FEATHERED TWIT!" He screamed "EL POLLO!" and jumped on the grill, The kitchen went silent, the whole room stood still. Now there's sauce on the ceiling, fries on the floor, AND THAT DAMNED OWL'S KICKING DOWN THE KITCHEN DOOR! DO YOUR LESSON! DO YOUR LESSON! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR STREAK! I CAME FOR A BURGER! I CAME FOR A BURGER! NOW I'M LEARNING FRENCH AGAINST MY WILL! Duo slowly turns his head... "You have a 347-day streak." I said, "Mate, I don't give a shit." "YOU MISSED YOUR LESSON." OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! "SPANISH. OR. ELSE." YODELELELELELELELELELELE! YOU GREEN FEATHERED BASTARD, LET ME EAT! YODEL-AY-HEE-HOO, YOU ABSOLUTE PRICK! I'M TRYING TO EAT A DOUBLE WHOPPER MEAL! EL POLLO! EL PAN! EL PUTO REY! DUOLINGO'S CHASING ME DOWN THE MOTORWAY! YODELELELELELELELELELELELE! I JUST WANTED FUCKING CHIPS TODAY! I ran out the door with my burger and fries, That green little bastard was blocking the skies. He jumped on the roof and screamed, "DO YOUR GERMAN!" I shouted, "FUCK OFF, YOU FEATHERED LITTLE VERMlN!" The King left the building, the chef quit his job, Duo's teaching Spanish to a mop in the lobby. I thought I'd escaped, thought the nightmare was done, Then my phone lit up and the bastard had won. YOUR GERMAN LESSON IS WAITING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I threw my phone in the bin. AND THAT WAS THE END OF MY FUCKING STREAK! YODELELELELELELELELELELELE! YODEL-AY-HEE-HOOOOOOOO! DUOLINGO GOT BANNED FROM THE DRIVE-THROUGH! COO-COO-COO-COOOOOOOOO! style: Fast, goofy Alpine yodel comedy song with a bouncy, upbeat polka and traditional Bavarian folk music sound. Extremely prominent male yodelling throughout the entire song, with rapid high-low vocal flips, exaggerated "yodel-ay-hee-hoo" phrases, silly singalong melodies and playful call-and-response vocals. Bright accordion, oom-pah tuba bass,